kingjaffejoffer:

assemblednightmares:

Since I don’t drink soda, can I mix my lean with anything else?

Shout out to abusing drugs but drawing the line at high fructose corn syrup

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:

cuntagions:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

I CANT BREAHTE

Dobby is a free elf

spiritgun:

peachesandpunani:

ikenbot:

“weren’t you wearing that shirt yesterday?”

Dyinggggggggg

lmfaooooooooooooooooooo

foodnun:

mynamekyle:

Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? 

Because I do. 

iconic

haitianprophet:

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

I’m fucking crying at the second one.

myneighbortotoroymoi:

you can run, but i’ma still eat the ass

ursorum:

Doctor Who the hell cares